Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Johnny, Eat Food"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny B. Goode"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny, Eat Food"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Right Here In New Jersey Here In Somerset
Way Back Back Up In The Woods In Old Canada
There Was A Young Man Who Was Very Good
People Are Telling Him "Johnny, Eat Food".
He Doesn't Like Pizza With Onions On It
And He Doesn't Like Ice Cream With A Cherry On Top

Oh, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat
Johnny, Eat Food

He Used To Carry His Lunch In A CD Case
Or Sit With His Friends With Some Dirty Face
Oh, The People Saw Not Taking Bites
He Wants To Be Thin Like Ed Norton.
Ralph Kramden Is Fat Like Weird Al
Oh That Little Johnny Boy Won't Eat

Eat, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat, Eat,
Johnny, Eat Food

His Mother Always Told To Eat His Lunch
The Teachers At School Told Him, "No, Fruit Punch"
He Has Been Starving For A Long, Long, Time
To See You Eating Jelly With No Desert
Maybe Someday, Your Doctor Will Be So Angry
Saying, "Johnny, Eat Food", Tonight

Oh, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat,
Johnny, Eat Food

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 3
 2
 
 2   3
 2
 3
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   2
 2
 2
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/chuckberry15.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1104