Right Here In New Jersey Here In Somerset
Way Back Back Up In The Woods In Old Canada
There Was A Young Man Who Was Very Good
People Are Telling Him "Johnny, Eat Food".
He Doesn't Like Pizza With Onions On It
And He Doesn't Like Ice Cream With A Cherry On Top

Oh, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat
Johnny, Eat Food

He Used To Carry His Lunch In A CD Case
Or Sit With His Friends With Some Dirty Face
Oh, The People Saw Not Taking Bites
He Wants To Be Thin Like Ed Norton.
Ralph Kramden Is Fat Like Weird Al
Oh That Little Johnny Boy Won't Eat

Eat, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat, Eat,
Johnny, Eat Food

His Mother Always Told To Eat His Lunch
The Teachers At School Told Him, "No, Fruit Punch"
He Has Been Starving For A Long, Long, Time
To See You Eating Jelly With No Desert
Maybe Someday, Your Doctor Will Be So Angry
Saying, "Johnny, Eat Food", Tonight

Oh, Eat
Eat, Johnny, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat,
Eat, Johnny, Eat,
Johnny, Eat Food