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Song Parodies -> "I Want You to Dump Me"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You to Want Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"I Want You to Dump Me"

Parody Written by:

Joni Robin

The Lyrics

This is a song for a psycho I dated...
I want you to dump me
I need you to leave me
I'm beggin' you to die now
So go right back to jail now
(X2)

You are so f**king fat
And suck so bad in bed
Take steroids up your ass
That fatten up your head

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
Catch you snortin'?
Ooh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
Catch you snortin'?
You lied right to me and told me it was E
You moron, ooooh
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
Catch you snortin'?

I want you in rehab
I need you to lose flab
I'm beggin you to f**k off
You stupid f**king jerkoff

You are so f**king fat
And suck so bad in bed
Take steroids up your ass
That fatten up your head

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
Catch you flirtin'?
With that hoochie girl
Yah dude, you're hurtin'!
So go and take a jog and
flog your little log you a**hole
Ooh didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
Catch you flirtin'?

I want you to dump me
I need you to leave me
I'm beggin' you to die now
So go right back to jail now

I want you to dump me
I want you to dump me
I want you to dump me
A**HOLE!

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