Song Parodies -> The Box of Food
| Original Song Title: | "Adam's Song" |
| Original Performer: | Blink 182 |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Box of Food" |
| Parody Written by: | Qetadgzcb |
Iˇ¦ve got a box, it had a lid,
I had no idea just what it hid,
From the label, it is a snack,
But Iˇ¦m afraid I have to take it back,
Because the seal, just wonˇ¦t pop off,
I used my knife, even used a saw,
It wouldnˇ¦t work, my knife got bent,
And my saw, had a big fat dentˇK
I tried to open, it never came,
I wished I had some better days,
Days when I could pop it off,
And I didnˇ¦t need to use a saw,
The box was wide, I had to try,
My only goal was to deprive,
The yummy food when I was home,
So I could try, to deprive aloneˇK
I used my teeth, I used my gums,
I pried my fingers, until they were numb,
I search the box, I used my brain,
It really stinks; itˇ¦s such a pain,
This stupid box, of yummy food,
I tried again, it ruined my mood,
Mom bought this thing, from the mall,
Please tell her itˇ¦s not her fault,
I tried to open, it finally came,
Right then I knew it was my day,
I tore the lid, I peeped inside,
I just couldnˇ¦t believe my eyes,
This box mom bought, the store had lied,
There wasnˇ¦t anything good inside,
It was just a box, of Fibre First,
Of my anger, it had burstˇK
I had no idea just what it hid,
From the label, it is a snack,
But Iˇ¦m afraid I have to take it back,
Because the seal, just wonˇ¦t pop off,
I used my knife, even used a saw,
It wouldnˇ¦t work, my knife got bent,
And my saw, had a big fat dentˇK
I tried to open, it never came,
I wished I had some better days,
Days when I could pop it off,
And I didnˇ¦t need to use a saw,
The box was wide, I had to try,
My only goal was to deprive,
The yummy food when I was home,
So I could try, to deprive aloneˇK
I used my teeth, I used my gums,
I pried my fingers, until they were numb,
I search the box, I used my brain,
It really stinks; itˇ¦s such a pain,
This stupid box, of yummy food,
I tried again, it ruined my mood,
Mom bought this thing, from the mall,
Please tell her itˇ¦s not her fault,
I tried to open, it finally came,
Right then I knew it was my day,
I tore the lid, I peeped inside,
I just couldnˇ¦t believe my eyes,
This box mom bought, the store had lied,
There wasnˇ¦t anything good inside,
It was just a box, of Fibre First,
Of my anger, it had burstˇK
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