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Song Parodies -> "Mortal Kombat"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Mortal Kombat"

Parody Written by:

Count Nobbus

The Lyrics

his name's Scorpion
I had a nightmare 'bout him
scary as hell
I close my eyes and see him
he's damn hard to beat
It took me all week
This game has destroyed my life
I just cant stop playing it all day

but this is just mortal kombat baby
I'm used to the blood and violence lately
play just one more continue maybe
with me, oooooooh

Raiden's really a d***
he made me look the fool
I tried hard to kick
his ass but he saw right through
my controller locked
and he teleports off
this game is frustratingly hard
and It's consuming my whole life

but this is just mortal kombat baby
I'm used to the blood and violence lately
play just one more continue maybe
on tee vee oooooooh

ooh mortal kombat
Sonya's fatality is kissing
ooh mortal kombat
uppercuts keep missing

man I'm down to one life
Its boss time and I'm in strife
Kang grabs me in his arms
he's sapping health from me
theres so much at stake
my hands start to shake
how come he has four arms?
and why does he keep killing me?

but this is just mortal kombat baby
I'm used to the blood and violence lately
play just one more continue maybe
it's over oooooooh

but it was is just mortal kombat baby
now I'm so much more wise and savvy
I think I'll never play again maybe
or not, oooooh

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dj gus - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
quite OK but you FORGOT TO MENTION MY FAVOURITE MORTAL KOMBAT characters who are sub zero and the veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hot and seeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyy SONYA BLADE

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