-- Hey dad. How ya doin', old man?
-- Fine, George.
-- It's been awhile, Pops. This country's so rad. Got less votes and I'm
still here, man. Don't you love it?
-- Yeah.
-- Aw Dad, you wanna stay here?
-- Alright.
-- Aw dad, aw man, this house is the best, man. I'm so glad we're all back
together and stuff. This is great, man.
-- Yup.
-- Hey, you hear about the G-8 convention earlier this month?
-- Yeah.
-- Aw man, it was the best. I was so stoned. Take it easy Pops!

Cheney
Where's he?
E.R.
His heart
Gave way
Again
I'm all
Alone

If you want
A decent
President,
Move away
There is not one here.

-- (female voice) Hey dad, what's up?
-- Nothing much.
-- Um, did you hear about the party?
-- Yeah.
-- I think I'm gonna go but, uh, it's at an over-21 bar. Could I get a fake
ID?

Oh no!
Kyoto!
It gone!
Bye bye!
Big oil
Likes me
The rest
Can DIE!

If you want
A decent
President
Move away
There is not one here
(There is not one here!)

Watch him struggle
With basic grammar
(Prepositions suck!)
Prepositions suck
As do nouns and verbs!

(interlude)

If you want
To destroy the Arctic
Waste the surplus
On pointless tax cuts
(I get 20 bucks!)

Watch him nickname
Foreign world leaders
(Alienate Europe!)
They used to be
Our allies!

Costs too much
To preserve the ozone
But giant missile
Shields just can't wait!

2004 seems
So far away, but
(When it fin'lly comes)
We've learned our lesson
Vote Democrats!

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