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Song Parodies -> "Nice, Nice Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"Nice, Nice Baby"

Parody Written by:

Dr. BLT featuring 5-day-old Vanilla Nice

The Lyrics

This song is all about the trials and tribulations of being a new baby. It features the artist Dr. Bruce L. Thiessen's (aka Dr. BLT's) 5-day-old baby singing a back-up "screamo" track. Her real name is Kassidy Dawn Thiessen. Her aka, (for the purpose of this parody) is Vanilla Nice.
B.A.B.E., let's kick it...

Nice, nice baby (repeat)
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
My baby's here and she's God's new invention
Someone grabbed a hold of me tightly
cries like a baby daily and nightly
Will she ever stop? Yo
Turn off the lights, and who knows?
Maybe she'll sleep, or she'll scream like a vandal
lights up my life, lights the mic like a candle
dance, bum rush the diaper that smells
skills killin' my nose like the diaper from hell
deadly, but I play a dope melody
anything less than the best is a felony
love it, or leave it, you better gain way
Her name is Kassidy, and it's spelled with a K
If you think it's a problem
You're gonna have to face it
check out the hook
let her rap
don't erase it

Nice, nice baby (repeat)
Vanilla nice, nice baby (repeat)

Now that the baby is jumpin'
with the mom hooked up
and the breast is pumpin'
quick to the point
to the point, no fakin'
this is what you get when you're makin' bacon
readin' stories like Jack B. Nimble
She goes crazy when she hears a cymbol
or a high hat with a souped up tempo
she's on a roll, time to go solo
strollin' in her Graeco stroller
baby's on standby
she's a rock 'n roller
did you stop?
now, we just strolled by
kept on pursuin' to the next stop
we busted left
headed to the go-cart
the block was dead, yo
so we proceded to turn a left
on Buck Owens Boulevard
baby was hot in her great big blanket
I brought her bottle and she quickly drank it
headin' home--- to my home studio
finished this rap
now it's time to go

Nice, nice baby
Vanilla nice, nice baby (repeat)...

direct link to song (download it for free)Nice, Nice Baby by Dr. BLT featuring 5-day-old Vanilla Nice Web address (for more free downloads)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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 4   0
 5   1

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Red Ant - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't remember the Original Song (OS) well enough to rate this but can recognize much of the OS here is virtually unchanged. Cute though.
Tyrell - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This is cool even though the original rapper is a phony 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Too many of the old song's lyrics.
Agrimorfee - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I take back what I said about "too many original" lyrics. But yet, there wasn't much to this parody. A good effort, though...I cannot consiencely give votes on this without hearing the OS one more time.
Vanilla ice - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
yo that was funny
Roxie - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Song link has changed, Dr. B.L.T.s site is now, and the song can be found at
Serge - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Epic Fail! I mean, congrats on your baby, which is a wonderful thing in itself, but this is a very lame parody.
mich@el - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
tin roof rusted

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