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Song Parodies -> "Trump Trump Baby (You're Fired!, You're Fired!)"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Trump Baby (You're Fired!, You're Fired!)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Yo, DJT, Let's kick it!
Trump Trump Baby, Trump Trump Baby

All right watch, escapades on business
Trump is back with a brand new apprentice
Something, looks a little unsightly
Hair like a baboon daily and nightly
Do I own a mop? Yo -- I think so (Scratchin' head)
Turn on the mics and I'll gloat
To the extreme I build a block with an anvil
Light up a stage and tax abate like a scandal
Friends, go rush the tower that looms
I'm filling your screen with a boisterous boardroom
Deadly, with my hit show reality
Anything less than the best is fatality
comb it or weave it, I'll never hair spray
You'll never smell bull sh!+, The Trump don't cave
If there was a problem, Yo, I'm solvent
Check out my books while my ex's make comment

Trump Trump Baby "The Donald", Trump Trump Baby "The Donald"
Trump Trump Baby "The Donald", Trump Trump Baby "The Donald"

Now that "the Donald" is Trumping
With the world tuned in and the money is pumpin'
Quick with a sword, with a sword of vikings
canning lackies like a cobra striking
Falling them, if they aint quick and limber
They go crazy when I yell out timber
In the boardroom with a souped up ego
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my stretch limo
With my sunroof closed so my hair won't blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to 725 my Fith Avenue
Stores are packed selling more than Versace
New York lovers buying for their hotties
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting bling
George in the stores and "The Donald" in the wings
Ready for the press in the hallsl
The press actin' ill cause there's so many cat calls
Cam'ras pop off for a spell
I flash a smile -- All I hear are yells
Comming from the mob scene too fast
Ran for the door, slammed down the hasp
Lawyer to lawyer to the elevators packed
I'm trying to get away before the askers ask
The press on the scene, You know what I mean
They pissed me off, disrupting all the Trump fiends
If there was a problem, Yo, I'm solvent!
Check out the books while my ex's make comment

Trump Trump Baby "The Donald", Trump Trump Baby "The Donald"
Trump Trump Baby "The Donald", Trump Trump Baby "The Donald"

Take heed, 'cause I'm a miracle Trumpet
Manhattan on the scene just in case I didn't plug it
My town that created all the rap sound
Enough to shake and shoot holes in the town
'Cause my style likes artistical deals
Quotable lines so I can taylor my spiel
Constructed and framed, it's a hell of a project
I build up hype and you want to step with this
Fame plays to the brink, slice like a pizza
Build me a skater's rink so fast, former mayors were scarred
If my hair was a rug, I'd sell it by the yard
Keep my composure when it's time to produce
Magnetized by the hype while I turn the screws
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'm solvent!
Check out my books while exes make comment.

Trump Trump Baby "The Donald", Trump Trump Baby "The Donald"
Trump Trump Baby "The Donald", Trump Trump Baby "The Donald"
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! God bless my mother!
Trump Trump Baby You're Fired! You're Fired!,
Trump Trump Baby You're Fired! You're Fired!
Trump Trump Baby You're Fired! You're Fired!
Trump Trump Baby You're Fired! You're Fired!
(c) Lionel Mertens 2004-2005

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
What a timely parody!...Here in Britain they're showing "The Apprentice" and I'm loving it...plus Vanilla Ice (AKA Rob Van Winkle) has just appeared on a reality show called "The Farm" where he had to work alongside British Celebrities on a British farm for three weeks...he was abusive, lazy as f**k, and he still came second! Fine work, Lionel 555
shanah smith - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is a great parody Lionel!
Lionel Mertens - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
To Bad you didn't Vote accordingly Shanah. You're Fired! Kristof You're Hired thanks man
John Barry - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
It's just dawned on me: Trump and Vanilla Ice are the same guy!
2nz - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody, Lionel. My highlight would have to be: "With my sunroof closed so my hair won't blow". Nice rhyme scheme, man.
shanah smith - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry, I was flying through the voting process...but I redid my votes (since Florida taught me how). ;)
Lionel Mertens - October 23, 2004 - Report this comment
That's o.k. I was just "trying" to be funny. I'm glad you gave me a second chance.
shanah smith - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
and funny you were....I got a kick out of your reply...you made me laugh and learn to pay closer attention to detail...lol!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Smoothly done, Lionel. I can just see Trump's limousine bouncing up and down on hydraulics as he cruises the streets to this classic. Apprentice 2 started a few weeks back down here in Australia.
Tyrell - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
nice u get 5-5-5
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
C@USE U KEEP WALKING YOU SOAB YOUR FIRED I'LL REPLACE YOU LIKE THAT YOU WANNA BE GENERAL MANAGER OF RAW? GET YOUR @$$ B@CK IN HERE & GET IN TH@T BARBER CH@IR NOW!

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