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Song Parodies -> "ISIS Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"ISIS Baby"

Parody Written by:

Pardoe

The Lyrics

Yo, get the bombs let's kill it!

ISIS baby
ISIS baby
All right stab
Get your guns and listen
ISIS back with a brand new invention
Someone grabs a hold of me lightly
Then I get a big rifle and squeeze it tightly
Will I ever stab?
Yo, 'hu akbar
Wait till the night and I'll go
To the extreme I steal a gun I'm a vandal
Light up a bomb and it uh smells like a candle

Die
Point blank the speaker at noon
I'm killing your mom and everyone in room
Deadly, bro here's my girlfriend Melanie
Let's get arrested on more than a felony
Stab it or eat it
You better kill Jay
You better hit girl's eye
The kid's don't flay
If there's not a problem
Yo, I'll make it
Check out the gun while the DJ gets blown up

ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa

Now soon we might be a jumping
With the bae killing, the death rate is pumpin'
Gun at the point, to the gore no faking
I'm killing easy for a pound of bacon
Burning town because I'm quick and nimble
I go crazy when I shoot a cymbal
And I high hang with a gun at temple
I'm on a roll and it's time to go so bro
Shootin' with my .40
Oh, my pants are down and I shot J Lo
The police on standby
Waving the bird, I'm high
Are you cop?
No, I just walk by
Kept on a-shootin' at the next cop
I turn to the left and I ran into the next glock
That glock was dead

Yo so I continued to shoot at Beachfront Avenue
Girls weren't hot and I shot their bikinis
Stalk their lovers in my Lamborghini
Jealous cause I'm getting out fine
Terrorist attack killa just shot nine
Ready for the cops by the wall
The cops acting ill because they noticed I have eight balls
Tasers ate them bloody hell
I grabbed my knife
All I ate was shells
Stabbed them on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, I just passed gas
Bumper to bumper the streets they all packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the winners win
Police at my screen
You know what I mean
They tied me up, confronted the witnesses
If there's not a problem
Yo, I'll make it
Check out the gun while the DJ gets blown up

ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa

Take me, 'cause I'm a creepy old poet
Dead bodies at the scene in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the dead ground
Enough to shake and disturbing the sound
'Cause my style I made a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can stabby and peel
Conducted and scorned
This is a hell of a gauze net
We can make it slice and you wanna stick with this
She plays on the blade, slice him like a ninja
Boom like some dynamite would real fast
Other ter'rists say damn
If my kills were a drug
I'd sell it by the eye
Get my machine gun when it's time to break loose
Police guys by ol' Mike while I spill the juice
If there's not a problem
Yo, I'll make it
Check out the gun while the DJ gets blown up

ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa
ISIS baby a killa

Yo, man let's confess right now
Word to your mother

ISIS baby
To life
ISIS baby
To life to life
ISIS baby
To life to life
ISIS baby
To life to life

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