Song Parodies -> J Walkin'
| Original Song Title: | "Dream Walkin'" |
| Original Performer: | Toby Keith |
| Parody Song Title: | "J Walkin'" |
| Parody Written by: | Linus Pierce |
I saw a yellow light in the intersection
At the corner of Third and High
So I hit the brakes and I stopped just in time
That's the reason she's still alive
She does this all the time I wonder
If it's against the law in this county
Ooo, she's walking diagonally
J Walkin'
Cars honkin'
She's crossing the street again
Light's turnin'
I'm not burnin' gas
I'm still boxed in
I want to go now
Don't want to know how
This green ends
She took at least two minutes and thirty seconds
And she never even bothered to wave
If she had she might have done it with just one finger
Why do people act that way?
Just like nails on the blackboard
It's annoying as can be
Ooo, she's walking diagonally
J Walkin'
Cars honkin'
She's crossing the street again
Light's turnin'
I'm not burnin' gas
I'm still boxed in
I'm late to work now
Don't want to know how
This green ends
I want to go now
Don't want to know how
This green ends
At the corner of Third and High
So I hit the brakes and I stopped just in time
That's the reason she's still alive
She does this all the time I wonder
If it's against the law in this county
Ooo, she's walking diagonally
J Walkin'
Cars honkin'
She's crossing the street again
Light's turnin'
I'm not burnin' gas
I'm still boxed in
I want to go now
Don't want to know how
This green ends
She took at least two minutes and thirty seconds
And she never even bothered to wave
If she had she might have done it with just one finger
Why do people act that way?
Just like nails on the blackboard
It's annoying as can be
Ooo, she's walking diagonally
J Walkin'
Cars honkin'
She's crossing the street again
Light's turnin'
I'm not burnin' gas
I'm still boxed in
I'm late to work now
Don't want to know how
This green ends
I want to go now
Don't want to know how
This green ends
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