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Song Parodies -> "Why Her? (and that eating disorder)"

Original Song Title:

"Tyler"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toadies

Parody Song Title:

"Why Her? (and that eating disorder)"

Parody Written by:

cpmusick

The Lyrics

I wrote this because I was bored one day and decided that there's nothing better to do than write a parody of a (very) cool song.

And she runs, to her Lays, pours a pile, on her plate
Hon-ey buns, she goes ape, and I wait

she eats fries, at any place, day and night, and-every day
and-Drool is pouring, down her neck-and-coat, fills a lake up
smears her make-up
large bill yeah-eh-yeah
I can't eat with her, oh-no

I find a blender in the kitchen, and it's filled with-some gin
Rummage through the refrigerator, I find nothing within
I can't believe she's really here, yes she's prying at that bread
I think she really eats to much, and she will not rest!

bread crumbles on-to her plate, amongst the shreaded pork
I see her look up to me, she has the beer of her choice
And if she gets-much wider, she won't fit-through the door

I won't sleep with her tonight! ,no
I won't sleep with her tonight!
I won't sleep with her tonight! no
I won't sleep with her tonight!
I won't sleep with her, oh no!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Ken - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Beautiful!!
B. - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
haha...this was awesome! Perfect pacing and hilarious. This should have much more votes and comments than it does. Big 5's.

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