Song Parodies -> No Fast Food
| Original Song Title: | "No Scrubs" |
| Original Performer: | TLC |
| Parody Song Title: | "No Fast Food" |
| Parody Written by: | neminem |
I have no idea why I wrote this. It just popped into my head one day.
NO FAST FOOD (NO SCRUBS)
MMM, MMM,
Fast food chains are places that say they're fine,
it's also known as dishonest.
The waiters don't listen to what you want,
they just sit on their big ass. So,
NO, I don't wanna take a number,
NO, I don't wanna stand in line, and
NO, please don't take my order,
NO, I think I'm gonna be just fine, and
NO, I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
One time I ordered a giant Jumbo Jack,
and I knew that I could not keep it down.
Cause I'm looking like that and it's looking like crap
and I know that I would throw it up. So,
NO, I don't wanna take a number,
NO, I don't wanna stand in line, and
NO, please don't take my order,
NO, I think I'm gonna be just fine, and
NO, I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
Chop a dozen trees down for each burger,
fast food chains, I'm talkin' to you,
A pig wouldn't eat your rotten food,
fast food chains, I'm talkin' to you,
gave some person a bandage sandwich,
fast food chains, I'm talkin' to you,
cheese that should be free costs too much money,
oh, no, I don't want no fast food.
NO, fast food.
NO, fast food.
NO, fast food.
NO, fast food.
No, No,
NO, I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC...
MMM, MMM,
Fast food chains are places that say they're fine,
it's also known as dishonest.
The waiters don't listen to what you want,
they just sit on their big ass. So,
NO, I don't wanna take a number,
NO, I don't wanna stand in line, and
NO, please don't take my order,
NO, I think I'm gonna be just fine, and
NO, I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
One time I ordered a giant Jumbo Jack,
and I knew that I could not keep it down.
Cause I'm looking like that and it's looking like crap
and I know that I would throw it up. So,
NO, I don't wanna take a number,
NO, I don't wanna stand in line, and
NO, please don't take my order,
NO, I think I'm gonna be just fine, and
NO, I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
Chop a dozen trees down for each burger,
fast food chains, I'm talkin' to you,
A pig wouldn't eat your rotten food,
fast food chains, I'm talkin' to you,
gave some person a bandage sandwich,
fast food chains, I'm talkin' to you,
cheese that should be free costs too much money,
oh, no, I don't want no fast food.
NO, fast food.
NO, fast food.
NO, fast food.
NO, fast food.
No, No,
NO, I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC,
I don't wanna have it your way,
McDonald's is a chain that can't get no cash from me,
looking out the passenger side, of my best friend's ride,
flipping off KFC...
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