-> "Peeps"
Original Song Title:
"Creep"
Parody Song Title:
"Peeps"
The Lyrics
Under couch cushions
Found this snack (Ewww!!!)
Peeps
Yucky! Yucky! Yucky! Candy!
Peeps
Icky! Icky! Icky! Ants!
Peeps
Moldy! Moldy! Moldy! Candy!
Peeps
Sticky! Sticky! Sticky! Lint!
It has been 3 months since Easter Day
And I found this food that’s buried
It seems that the ants think it’s tasty
But there’s just no eating for me
It seems to draw the flies
To my old sugary prize under my chair
Can’t stand to choke this down
There are more things I found
With this sweet that looks like it is infected (Gross!)
With these Peeps (Yick!)
In the microwave they explode
It’s fun watching these candies all grow
With these Peeps (Yick!)
These marshmallows have sprout mushrooms
Bright pink gelatin
I am grossed out by these Peeps!
Peeps are indestructible
Like Twikies they’ll survive through a nuke
This one will give you mange
Cause it’s bug swarming and it is stale and stained
Yeah, Yeah
Tossed one in the oven to burn all of the germs away
It created flames
Don’t know how this treat was hid
But I won’t swallow it
So it’s microwaved and inspected (Boom!)
Blow up Peeps! (Wow!)
I watch through the plastic window
And see as the whole kitchen glows
Giant Peeps! (Wow!)
Yellow rabbit made of enormous goo
Radioactive
Smells like toes
Don’t eat Peeps!
I wonder what else that couch hides inside
Found candy canes left from Christmas Vacation
No, No… Don’t you eat it!
Armchairs are just like snack-food gold mine
There’s some fuzzy Ritz Bitz
Lint soaked Jolly Ranchers
Won’t dine!
Yucky! Yucky! Yucky! Candy!
(These old) Peeps
Icky! Icky! Icky! Ants!
(These old) Peeps
Moldy! Moldy! Moldy! Candy!
Sticky! Sticky! Sticky! Lint!
Gross! Gross! Gross!
I found Peeps (Yick!)
Way down below the pillows
Won’t taste it through my stomach groans
These old Peeps (Yick!)
I’ll give you 10 bucks to chew
With no prevention
Said “Hell No, I won’t eat Peeps!”
Under the cushions there’s a new dimension
Of fur covered candy creations
Yucky! Yucky! Yucky! Snack!
Easter Peeps (Sick!)
Shaped like Ducks, Rabbits and a Crow
If you bite it then your lunch will flow
Ancient Peeps (Sick!)
I feel like Nancy Drew
Junk food detective
Rubbish thrown all these Peeps
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