Song Parodies -> Scabs
| Original Song Title: | "No Scrubs" |
| Original Performer: | TLC |
| Parody Song Title: | "Scabs" |
| Parody Written by: | Alisha Coates |
A scab is a guy with one eye
Also known as a blister
Always talkin bout what he dont got
And just sits on his broke leg
So,
No
I dont want your phone booth number
No
You cant borrow a dime and
No
I wont meet you nowhere
No
I dont want your poor time
And
No, I dont want no scab
A scab is a guy cant get no flabs from me
Hangin out the passengers side
Of his best friends bike
Tryin to holla at me (2x)
But a scabs checkin me
And his smell is really weak
And I know that he best not approach me
Cuz im smellin like luv
And hes smellin like butt
Cant get with no deadbeat slut
So, no
Bridge
If you have a car but its broke down
Oh yes scab, we talkin to you
If you livin home with your daddy
Oh yes scab, we talkin to you
Dont have a shorty, cuz you show no love
Oh yes scab, we talkin to you
Wanna get with me with all them fleas
Oh no, I dont want no
No scabs (8x)
Chorus
Also known as a blister
Always talkin bout what he dont got
And just sits on his broke leg
So,
No
I dont want your phone booth number
No
You cant borrow a dime and
No
I wont meet you nowhere
No
I dont want your poor time
And
No, I dont want no scab
A scab is a guy cant get no flabs from me
Hangin out the passengers side
Of his best friends bike
Tryin to holla at me (2x)
But a scabs checkin me
And his smell is really weak
And I know that he best not approach me
Cuz im smellin like luv
And hes smellin like butt
Cant get with no deadbeat slut
So, no
Bridge
If you have a car but its broke down
Oh yes scab, we talkin to you
If you livin home with your daddy
Oh yes scab, we talkin to you
Dont have a shorty, cuz you show no love
Oh yes scab, we talkin to you
Wanna get with me with all them fleas
Oh no, I dont want no
No scabs (8x)
Chorus
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