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Song Parodies -> "Retarded"

Original Song Title:

"Unpretty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"Retarded"

Parody Written by:

Alisha Coates

The Lyrics

I wish I could've tied up my own shoes
It'd make you feel retarded too
I was told I was mental sped
Not cool enough to hang with you
Hair that looked like it was gone
The one with the short arms
Same old me again today

My head's not the best
My hands hit my chest
Everytime I make a mess
They put me to rest
I try different ways
To be the same
At the end of the day I hang my head in shame
I'm just stupid

You can think that I am a pest
You can think that you are the best
You can make fun of retards just like me
But if, you can look inside me
I'm not a s-p-e-d
Put me in position to make me feel so
Damn retarded

Everybody knew that I had problems
If you were in the market
They used to throw things at my head
Pissin on their carpet
Why did my mom have to smoke crack
Gettin high on mary jane
Just cuz I attacked you back you now think that I'm insane oh.

Chorus

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