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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Your Troll"

Original Song Title:

"Show Me Your Soul"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Your Troll"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


On a forum that is so unwound
I don't think it's out of bounds
For me to post a thread or two
Related to romance with hounds

Onto this board I was inflicted
Not the hunk my pic depicted
Now I bask in your rejection
Offering a beef injection

Your attention is my goal
Don't log off, I'll be your troll

Certain mental gentlemen
Are not averse to being banned
Typing blue and pressing send
I'll be your troll

On a forum that is so unscrewed
I don't think it's very lewd
For me to post a poll or two
Related to fake boobs on dudes

Post some pictures of you peeling
I will tack them to my ceiling
Nightly they will have me reeling
As myself I'm fondly feeling

I will send the video
For you to see, I'll be your troll

Certain mental gentlemen
Throw parties you should not attend
In my dreams, I break, you bend
I'll be your troll

[guitar solo]

On a forum that is open wide
I don't think it's very snide
For me to post a pic or two
So you can adore my backside

Do not place me on "ignore"
Rejection's what I'm living for
Because it's just like being kissed
When thoroughly by you I'm dissed

I must offend, it feeds my soul
Don't pretend, I am your troll

Certain mental gentlemen
Will know where you're online and when
I'll stalk you and oft offend
I'll be your troll

Hey Lana, hey Lana, how 'bout a banana
Hey Lana, hey Lana, how 'bout a banana

Hey Lana, hey Lana, let's bugger your Nana
Hey Lana, hey Lana, let's bugger your Nana

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Rob Arndt - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Re-post 555 times!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
That's outta con-troll!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
you spelled control wrong
Porfle Popnecker - January 22, 2016 - Report this comment
But I spelled con-troll correctly!

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