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Song Parodies -> "500 Germs (Plus 500 More)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"500 Germs (Plus 500 More)"

Parody Written by:

Zakery "The Weird Man" Wood

The Lyrics

I heard the original song on the movie Benny & Joon!
If you don’t see them.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that sees them for you.
Yeah, when you go out.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that cleans them for you.
If you get sick.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that takes care of you.
And if you through up.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that cleans it up for you.

(Chorus)
But I would kill 500 germs.
And I would kill 500 more.
Just to be the guy to kill 1000 germs for you off your door.

Yeah if you’re resting.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that watches over you.
And when you’re hungry.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that washes my hands for you.
When I come home.
You know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that comes right straight to you.
And if they grow.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that gets them off of you.

CHORUS

Yeah when you’re lonely.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that gets next to you.
And when I’m cleaning.
You know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that cleans the germs for you.
And when they go off.
Well, you know there gonna be, there gonna be way off of you.
Yeah when I come home.
Well you know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the guy that goes right straight to you.

CHORUS

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