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Song Parodies -> "Santa Type Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Type Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Type Thing"

Parody Written by:

The North Poles featuring Clutzy Caldwell

The Lyrics

"You better watch out; you better not cry; you better not pout; I'm telling you why: BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS REALLY A PSYCHO THIS YEAR."-Clutzy Caldwell of The North Poles
{Intro}

I am, I am, I am a man
Who's gonna pass around a lot of toys
To every age and race of girls and boys
So on this Holiday don't make a noise, make a noise

{Repeat intro}

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A buying any gold Monopoly's*
Where do you think I shop, at Tiffany's**?
My credit hist'ry has atrocities, atrocities

I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am, I am, I am a man
Who's gonna put you in my giant sled
I turned my reindeer into venison
I turned my reindeer into venison, venison

I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know

Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come

I am, I am, I am a man
Who's gonna pass around a lot of toys
To every age and race of girls and boys
So on this Holiday don't make a noise, make a noise

I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know
I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know

Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come

{Brief jingle bells}
* Gold Monopoly: An expensive Mononpoly game the includes gold and silver plated houses, hotels, and token pieces.**Tiffany's: A famous store that could sell gold Monopoly's.

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