{Intro}

I am, I am, I am a man
Who's gonna pass around a lot of toys
To every age and race of girls and boys
So on this Holiday don't make a noise, make a noise

{Repeat intro}

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A buying any gold Monopoly's*
Where do you think I shop, at Tiffany's**?
My credit hist'ry has atrocities, atrocities

I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am, I am, I am a man
Who's gonna put you in my giant sled
I turned my reindeer into venison
I turned my reindeer into venison, venison

I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know

Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come

I am, I am, I am a man
Who's gonna pass around a lot of toys
To every age and race of girls and boys
So on this Holiday don't make a noise, make a noise

I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know
I know you want what's in my bag
I know you like what's in my bag
I know you peeked at my price tag
I know, you know, you know, you know

Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come
Santa comes, I come, I come

{Brief jingle bells}