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The Lyrics

This is in the mind of a female.
I'm so ugly,
Not that beautiful.
Kind of homely,
Breasts that are pitiful.

Small and lumpy, and kind of disfigured.
All the guys say I look like a Mister.
Like to think that I'm growing a tad bit,
Guess I'll use a wonderbra.

And my bra,
Doesn't fit quite right.
I guess I'll,
Buy a new one.

I'm at the prom,
Hanging with a guy.
Girls are cuter,
And also bigger than I.

At lunchtime I can hear preps gossip,
Ragging about my disfigured ****.
You would think that I am a preteen,
But I'm only seventeen.

And my bra,
Is a really long rag.
Might help me.

My breasts are ugly lumps.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
My breasts are ugly lumps.

MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my bra,
Doesn't quite fit.
Won't do.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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no comment - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
um.. i don't get it
er... - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
u need some serious self-esteem STG!

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