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Song Parodies -> "Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Crawl"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Bra"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is in the mind of a female.
I'm so ugly,
Not that beautiful.
Kind of homely,
Breasts that are pitiful.

Small and lumpy, and kind of disfigured.
All the guys say I look like a Mister.
Like to think that I'm growing a tad bit,
Guess I'll use a wonderbra.

And my bra,
Doesn't fit quite right.
I guess I'll,
Buy a new one.

I'm at the prom,
Hanging with a guy.
Girls are cuter,
And also bigger than I.

At lunchtime I can hear preps gossip,
Ragging about my disfigured ****.
You would think that I am a preteen,
But I'm only seventeen.

And my bra,
Is a really long rag.
Wonderbras,
Might help me.

My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.


MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my bra,
Doesn't quite fit.
Wonderbras,
Won't do.



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no comment - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
um.. i don't get it
er... - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
u need some serious self-esteem STG!

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