Song Parodies -> Bra
| Original Song Title: | "Crawl" |
| Original Performer: | Staind |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bra" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
This is in the mind of a female.
I'm so ugly,
Not that beautiful.
Kind of homely,
Breasts that are pitiful.
Small and lumpy, and kind of disfigured.
All the guys say I look like a Mister.
Like to think that I'm growing a tad bit,
Guess I'll use a wonderbra.
And my bra,
Doesn't fit quite right.
I guess I'll,
Buy a new one.
I'm at the prom,
Hanging with a guy.
Girls are cuter,
And also bigger than I.
At lunchtime I can hear preps gossip,
Ragging about my disfigured ****.
You would think that I am a preteen,
But I'm only seventeen.
And my bra,
Is a really long rag.
Wonderbras,
Might help me.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my bra,
Doesn't quite fit.
Wonderbras,
Won't do.
Not that beautiful.
Kind of homely,
Breasts that are pitiful.
Small and lumpy, and kind of disfigured.
All the guys say I look like a Mister.
Like to think that I'm growing a tad bit,
Guess I'll use a wonderbra.
And my bra,
Doesn't fit quite right.
I guess I'll,
Buy a new one.
I'm at the prom,
Hanging with a guy.
Girls are cuter,
And also bigger than I.
At lunchtime I can hear preps gossip,
Ragging about my disfigured ****.
You would think that I am a preteen,
But I'm only seventeen.
And my bra,
Is a really long rag.
Wonderbras,
Might help me.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
My breasts are ugly lumps.
Yes-siree.
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!
MY BREASTS ARE UGLY LUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES-SIREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my bra,
Doesn't quite fit.
Wonderbras,
Won't do.
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um.. i don't get it
u need some serious self-esteem STG!
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