Yo! We’ll sellout for some funds, a repellant silly stunt
Just filler in our songs, you’ll be yelling for refunds
We’ll sellout for some funds, a repellant silly stunt
So hellish in affront, we’re all old and smelly c***s
We’re former… hot mama… performers… reformin’…
And gonna sell a billion dollars worth of tickets, frig yeah!

If you want quick lucre, why not rehash?
Though our group is history, we can be a smash
We need replacing… long past our prime…
Let’s get back together and replay old rhymes!

We’ll sellout for some funds, a repellant silly stunt
Just filler in our songs, you’ll be yelling for refunds
We’re former… hot mama… performers… reformin’…
And gonna sell a billion dollars worth of tickets, frig yeah!

If you wanna see our concert, you’ll have to vend off your Benz
Take loans! Sell your liver! Hit ebay and spend…
If you wanna see our concert, you’ll need lots of quid
Patrons still all squeezed-in each matinee we give

So we lip-synch all our tracks? We’ve Girl Power appeal
And this here brand will be shoved down throats with zeal
Dressed nice and tasty, we all please the eye
Helps to mask the ugly, greedy whores inside

Yo! We’ll sellout for some funds, a repellant silly stunt
So hellish in affront, we’re all old and smelly c***s
We’re former… hot mama… performers… reformin’…
And gonna sell a billion dollars worth of tickets, frig yeah!

Who would pay to hear a cover? We’re starting a global trend
Loop your style forever… like how Beckham bends
If you wanna have another shot at pop showbiz
Faking is real easy, so grab that makeup glitz!

Oh, here’s a boring, outdated team
With a new get-rich scheme
Years after running out of steam
We’ve got Em, thirty-one
Years old. (Where’s ‘Baby’ gone?)
Ginger Spice back to splice the group
(Though she first sliced their ties!)
Melanie B and C (Are they needed?)
Then there’s VB… stands there… preens…
Make a booking now, we’re coming to your town
Help our shoddy sound return to world renown!

When your life of fame is over, then shoes are a big expense
Make-up costs a fortune… hair soon gets split ends
Soon you’re walking round in ugg boots like a total chav
Help, fans! Buy new CDs of tracks y’all’ready have!

If you wanna see our concert
You’ve gotta, you’ve gotta…
You’ve gotta, you’ve gotta…
You’ve gotta scam them seats man

Make a booking now, we’re coming to your town
Help our shoddy sound return to world renown!
(Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!)
Pommies touring round will rake in all the pounds
Back to #1 pop record? Frig yeah!

If you wanna see our concert!