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Song Parodies -> "Punched in the Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss From a Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seal

Parody Song Title:

"Punched in the Nose"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma, mom.
Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma, mom.
Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma, mom.
Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma, mom.

Oh, I get beat every day and week of the school year.
You became a light for the black eye on me.
And pubs remain a place where to get a fat lip.
But did you know, that this school blows.
Because of the bullies,
The jocks, and the preps who hate me.

Baby, did you know I get punched in the nose everyday.
Oh, the blood just pour it hurts badly when I blow my nose.
And now that the bandaid is on.
I hope I don't get punched today.

Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma.
Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma.

Oh, there's so much I can tell you, how many times I've been kneed.
Then you just came.
And punched me with your brass KNUCKLES!
To me your like an overgrown fat-a** who don't give s***.
You eat stuff that don't look healthy.

Baby, did you know I get punched in the nose everyday.
Oh, the blood just pour it hurts badly when I blow my nose.
And now that the bandaid is on.
I hope I don't get punched today.

I've been punched in the nose, yesterday.
I've been punched in the nose everyday.
And if I shall die from this.
I've been punched in the nose everyday.

Oh, there's so much I can tell you, how many times I've been kneed.
Then you just came.
And punched me with your brass KNUCKLES!
To me your like an overgrown fat-a** who don't give s***.
You eat stuff that don't look healthy.
But you know, that this place blows.
Cuz' I get beat up alwasy, and then I get beat after school.

Baby, did you know I get punched in the nose everyday.
Oh, the blood just pour it hurts badly when I blow my nose.
And now that the bandaid is on.
I hope I don't get punched today.
I just got seriously punched in the nose now today!
Oh, the blood just pour it hurts badly when I blow my nose.
And now that the bandaid is on.
I hope I don't get punched today.

Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma.
Mom, Momma, Momma, momma, momma, mom, momma.

And now that your lip is now blue.
I think you've been punched now to-day.

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Overall Rating: 3.4

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