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Song Parodies -> "Your Body's Callin' (Lustin' After Jazmin Mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Your Body's Callin' (His & Hers Extended Remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Your Body's Callin' (Lustin' After Jazmin Mix)"

Parody Written by:

Ty G

The Lyrics

R. Kelly makes a visit to Hazel Park, where an unfortunate Jazmin Hines catches his eye. Tagging along an underage 15 year old Lil Huo, as his backup singer for this song, R. Kelly relentlessly stalks the poor 22 year old woman. This song is kept original, with "Girl" "Lady" and "Baby" replaced by "Jazmin" and "Jaz"
My body's callin' for you
Said your body's callin' for me
My body's callin' (for you)
Jaz I know you want me
My body's callin' for you
Said your body's callin' for me
My body's callin'(for you)
Jaz I know you want me

Verse 1

I can tell by the way you flex, that you're horny, Jazmin
Ain't no sense in beatin' round the bush
Tell me you want me (you know you want it)
So stop stalling Jazmin, c'mon in this room yeah
Close the door behind ya, mmm,
Lay your body right next to Mr. Bump n' grind ya, mm mm
Here I am, lookin at you from head to toe, mm
So don't you have no fear, listen, do you hear what I hear Jazmin

Chorus

My body's callin' for you
Said your body's callin' for me
My body's callin' (for you)
Jaz I know you want me
My body's callin' for you
Said your body's callin' for me
My body's callin' for you
Jaz I know you want me

Lilac break it down

Verse 2 (Lil and R.Kelly Backing)

Boy my body's callin' you so do what you've gotta do (oh yeah)
Are you hungry (yes I'm hungry baby)
Do you wanna eat? (Oh)
I said my body's callin' for you (here I come runnin' to save you
So put this remix to ya ear and tell me, do you hear what I hear)

Chorus
My body's callin' for you
Said your body's callin' for me
My body's callin' (for you)
Jaz I know you want me
My body's callin'for you
Said your body's callin' for me
My body's callin'for you

Say you want some R to the K to the E to the L-L to the Y

Here I come runnin' to save you
You cute little jazzy thang you
Said your body's calling me
Jazmin I can hear
(Your body's callin', distant lover I will be right here. So have no fear)
Have no fear, have no fear, no fear
(Your body's callin', distant lover I will be right here. So have no fear)
So don't you have no fear. Jazmin, I can hear your body callin
(Your body's callin', distant lover I will be right here. So have no fear)
Don't you have no fear, cause I'm gonna be right here

You see I'm wise enough to know when a body's callin' me, yes I am
So here I am to save you in your sexual time of need Jazmin, whoo
So many miles away. Hear it mornin', noon or night or day yeah
Now here I am to satisfy your every little need, yeah
From 1 to 12 tell me what you want from me
Don't you hesitate Jazmin, don't be afraid of me no
Because your wish, is my will
So speak now and tell the truth
Where is it mostly wet at Jazmin?
And R. Kelly to the rescue

(spoken)
Yeah, as you can see I'm off on some sexual Shhhhhh
so give me a hug, c'mon give me hug
So what's up? Your man here or somethin?
Why you can't dance no closer than that?
Damn
R. Kelly was subsequently arrested and thrown into the Oakland County Jail for sexual battery and harrassment.

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Trell Brown - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Ummmm.....i happen to know Jazmin Hines personally, she wasn't so nice to me though... well i'll let her know about this one., so she can bash your face in when she finds you. She wont be too amused about being featured in a R. Kelly song....
Mark - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Who is Jazmin? Couldn't you have picked another song other than this child molesting song?

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