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Song Parodies -> "Doing My Division"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REM

Parody Song Title:

"Doing My Division"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

I know how hard Maths revision can be...
It's five, this figure,
It's bigger than two,
But it is not three.
The process I will go through,
In order to revise.
I think I've done enough.
Let's add it up.

Had enough of this trauma,
I hope it is al-right
Doing my division,
Wanting to do something new.
The teacher says there's nothing to it.
Don't be in such a rush.
We've covered this stuff.

Everyone will be passing,
I know that you want to win.
I know you want to multiply.

Every blister,
I'm losing my will-power,
and losing concentration.
Trying to find something new,
Like a helpful division tool, tool
Oh no I've read too much,
That's quite enough.
I'm cubing this,
cubing this,
Prefer geometry.

I needed a maths trip,
The books that I needed failed.
What if all this algebra I've done isn't sound.
'Coz I've done so much.

But everyone will be passing,
I know that I want to win.
I want to be the coolest guy.

But that was just a dream,
That was just a dream
of me and my trauma
when I was in the spotlight
Doing my division.

Thinking when my maths test is due,
So now I have made it through it,
And now I've learnt so much.
I won't forget this stuff.
And now I can't stop laughing,
Maths is an easy thing.
So I don't just have to multiply.

Now I head team.
Sol-ving Phi-i
Now I head a team,
A maths team
A maths team
Team

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WarrenB - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice title switch and a good read.

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