Thaaaat drink is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you have to pee
The things that you would go in
Urgency in your eyes

Oh no you've drank too much
You have to go
Go pee in the corner
Get out of the spotlight
Losing my urin
Trying to keep it in
And ya don't know if you can do it
Oh no you've drank too much
Think ya've had enuff
I thought that I heard you crying
I thought that I heard you wince
I think I thought I saw you go

Every drip-drop
Of every waking hour I'm
Lookin for a bathroom
Trying to act normal in New York
Like a clown lost from the circus
Oh no you've drank too much
You have to go

Consider this
The tub of Pepsi
Consider this
It'll make you pee
Your knees will flail
Having wet-pant fantasies
Come flying around
Now I've drank too much
I thought that I heard you crying
I thought that I heard you wince
I think I thought I saw you go
I thought that I heard you crying
I thought that I heard you wince
I think I thought I saw you go
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

Go pee in the corner
Get out of the spotlight
Losing my urin
Trying to keep it in
And ya don't know if you can do it
Oh no you've drank too much
Think ya've had enuff
I thought that I heard you crying
I thought that I heard you wince
I think I thought I saw you go
That was just a dream
Cry,wince,cry,wince,
That was just a dream
That was just a dream