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Song Parodies -> "Kryptonite"
Original Song Title:
"Electrolite"
(MP3)Original Performer:
R.E.M.
Parody Song Title:
"Kryptonite"
Parody Written by:
MrMacphisto
The Lyrics
Superman returns, but so has Lex Luthor.... This is his song to Superman....
Your eyes are burning holes through me
I'm gasoline
To your red beams
From penitentiary, made a team
Found shards of green
I don't fight clean
But ain't it keen?
You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite
If you ever want to fry
Won't you drop by
Try not to die
Lois Lane is here with me
I've got your queen
Nothing obscene
I'm not that mean
You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite
If you ever want to try
To say goodbye
Then don't be shy
Stand on this cliff and look down there
Don't be scared
We're not that high
I wouldn't lie
You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite
From penitentiary, made a team
Kitty creamed
My own scheme
Your eyes are burning holes through me
I'm not scared
I'm outta here
Not prepared
And out of gear...
I'm gasoline
To your red beams
From penitentiary, made a team
Found shards of green
I don't fight clean
But ain't it keen?
You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite
If you ever want to fry
Won't you drop by
Try not to die
Lois Lane is here with me
I've got your queen
Nothing obscene
I'm not that mean
You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite
If you ever want to try
To say goodbye
Then don't be shy
Stand on this cliff and look down there
Don't be scared
We're not that high
I wouldn't lie
You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite
From penitentiary, made a team
Kitty creamed
My own scheme
Your eyes are burning holes through me
I'm not scared
I'm outta here
Not prepared
And out of gear...
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love it
Oh I've got to bring this back to the Hall of Justice. The Fantastic Four need to know Superman is in trouble. 5's
Thanks, Alvin and Lionel... :)
Did'n like the movie, but I absolutely LOVE your song, deserves a 1010101 but that isn't possible, so I'll just leave ya with a 555
This is pretty cool...
Thanks, Charnstar and AFW.... :) Charnstar, you didn't like the movie? I thought it was great... especially Kevin Spacey...
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