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Song Parodies -> "Kryptonite"

Original Song Title:

"Electrolite"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Superman returns, but so has Lex Luthor.... This is his song to Superman....
Your eyes are burning holes through me
I'm gasoline
To your red beams

From penitentiary, made a team
Found shards of green
I don't fight clean
But ain't it keen?

You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite

If you ever want to fry
Won't you drop by
Try not to die

Lois Lane is here with me
I've got your queen
Nothing obscene
I'm not that mean

You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite

If you ever want to try
To say goodbye
Then don't be shy

Stand on this cliff and look down there
Don't be scared
We're not that high
I wouldn't lie

You are the star tonight
But what I've got is outta sight
'Cause I will win this final fight
With Kryptonite
It's out of spite

From penitentiary, made a team
Kitty creamed
My own scheme

Your eyes are burning holes through me
I'm not scared
I'm outta here
Not prepared
And out of gear...

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alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
love it
Lionel Mertens - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh I've got to bring this back to the Hall of Justice. The Fantastic Four need to know Superman is in trouble. 5's
MrMacphisto - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin and Lionel... :)
The Charnstar - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Did'n like the movie, but I absolutely LOVE your song, deserves a 1010101 but that isn't possible, so I'll just leave ya with a 555
AFW - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This is pretty cool...
MrMacphisto - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charnstar and AFW.... :) Charnstar, you didn't like the movie? I thought it was great... especially Kevin Spacey...

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