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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Burps"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hurts"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Burps"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Could you imagine Michael Stipe belching during the intro to this song and singing my lyrics??? That'd be something, wouldn't it! R.E.M. sing about a very common bodily (no pun intended on my name) function -- Burping!
(The burps are performed in slow 12/8 time, like in "Unchained Melody," "When a Man Loves a Woman," "I Put a Spell on You," et al.)

BELCH!!! Burp, brap brap!
BELCH!!! Brap, burp burp!
BELCH!!! Burp, brap brap!
BELCH!!! Burp, brap brap!

(Repeat until verse)

When I'm gaseous and you hear, you hear repulsive sounds,
And you're sure that what I have cannot be flatulence
Don't blame your dumb dog, 'cause everybody farts and everybody burps sometimes

Sometimes You just have to fart. Now it's time to belch a lot
'Cause you you are flatulent, (BEEEEELLLCH!!!, burp, ugh!)
If you feel like passing gas, (LOUD fart!!!)
When you think you've had too much enchalatas, well go on

'Cause everybody burps. Take comfort in your Gas-X
Everybody burps. Don't throw your hand. BURP! Over your mouth
If you feel like you've got gas, BELCH!!!!! you are not alone

If you're eating beans on your plate, The Bean-O wil not help,
When you think you've had too much of this gas, just belch loud!

Well, everybody burps (Burping and belching in the background) sometimes,
Everybody farts. (Farting in the background) And everybody burps sometimes (Burping in the background)
And everybody burps sometimes. So, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Everybody burps. You are not alone

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well paced. I personally didn't find it funny, but parodies on flatulance, poo, food and drugs are a big turn-off for me. Don't worry -someone will see the intended humour, it just depends who reads it
Jeff Reuben - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job Chris, I liked it. But I'm biased, having done Everybody Hurls to the same OS. Lends itself well to a recording with all the sound effects.
MrMacphisto - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
lol... good one
Christie Marie M - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(BUUURRRRPPPP!!!) Excuse Me!!! What a hilarious parody!!! Yeah, I can imagine Michael Stipe burping and singing the song at the same time. It spite of this disgusting humor, I nearly split my sides singing your parody! The farting part is makes it even more hilarious! This could also be a perfect Weird "Al" Yankovic parody. If you keep this up, you could also be the next Weird Al Yankovic. For that I give you a 555!!!

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