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Song Parodies -> "Puking On A Pigeon"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Puking On A Pigeon"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

TOS: https://youtu.be/xwtdhWltSIg
Ohhhh life is keggers
It's keggers and food
That's food I must eat
The drinks that I will go through
The chicken and those highs
Oh no, I've drank too much
I dread throw up

That's me at the corner
That's me at the stoplight
Puking on a pigeon
Trying to heave up with food
And I dont know if guy ran through it
Oh no, I've drank too much
I haven't drank enough

I thought that I heard it flapping
I thought that I hurt its wing
I think I thought I saw it fly

Every liquor
Of every waking hour
I'm boozing my concoctions
Trying to eat and bind with food
Like a burp coughed and kinda drooled, drooled
Oh no I've drank too much
I dread throw up

On litter piss
On litter piss
A hint of the stench dirty
On litter piss, the slip
That concrete to my knee, wailed
What if all these fat birdies come flailing around?
Now I've drank too much

I thought that I heard it flapping
I thought that I hurt its wing
I think I thought I saw it fly

But splat touched just its beak
Splat touched just its beak

That's me at the corner
That's me at the stoplight
Puking on a pigeon
Trying to heave up with food
And I dont know if guy ran through it
Oh no, I've drank too much
I haven't drank enough

I thought that I heard it flapping
I thought that I hurt its wing
I think I thought I saw it fly

But splat touched just its beak
Try, fly
Why, guy?
Splat touched just its beak, just its beak, just its beak
Beak

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