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Song Parodies -> "Hayfever"

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Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I've cried the other night
I can't remember why
The Danish postal service are that bad
I can't even say tonight
I must sneeze every night
I must sneeze every week
I work at night

I sleep today with a Pepsi can in my bag
To make me go to sleep
If everything's wrong
Please call my doctor
The doctor's Welsh, and knows Rush
I worked at night

I called my Glaswegian nurse
If she's got any Covonia
I coughed whilst watching Mock The Week
It's legendary balancing

Glasgow's teenagers waking me up
Whilst don't they grow up
And act their age

I sleep today with a Pepsi can in my bag
To help me go to sleep
But if I'll can't see, I work at HMV
When somebody helps me
Somebody's helping me

I chewed with my mouth closed
I've posted it on Facebook
The Irish women are nice to me
They'll help me with Bonjela
I must cry with blinding fear
I must cry
Where are the days gone

I sleep tonight with a Pepsi can in my bag
To help me to go to sleep
I'll love it to bits
But if someone's bothering me
Gravity is defying me

I slept last night with a Pepsi can in my bag
that helped me to go to sleep
But if somebody's bothering me
I write the illnesses down


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