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Song Parodies -> "Hanes Her Way"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Hanes Her Way"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Like Kate Moss, couldn't find my way
And this dress just doesn't match crochet
Plush feels so divine, but it
Looks so strange
I'm not queer
But like to sashay

So everyday I try
(Hanes her way)
Yes, everyday I wear
(lingerie)
You ever wonder why
(everyday)
Why I'm in...
Your wardrobe without you

'Cause everyday I say I'll buy
That "Cross Your Heart" for Jill
Though in every way I am a guy,
I dress like Heather Mills

Guys pick me up when I walk the street
I get no chance to explain
Though I love it, love it, love it
When the driver just slides
I never ever choose to stay

So everyday I try
(Hanes her way)
Yes, everyday I wear
(lingerie)
You ever wonder why
(everyday)
When at work
I don't ask out you

'Cause everyday I say I'll buy
That "Cross Your Heart" for Jill
Though in every way I am a guy,
I dress like Heather Mills

You'd never know
No no no no no
You'd never know how much I like fur
You'd never know
No no no no no
It's hangin' low
So you'll never see

I've tried hoses, but I like the fishnet
And I know it seems deranged
Oh, how it feels
With wife clothes on
'Cause she's been estranged

I've grown out my braids today
(you look gay)
I'm dressed like a maid
(Mary Kay)
I can't stop dressing just like Sue
(everyday)
It seems my wife wears something like these shoes

'Cause everyday I say I'll buy
That "Cross Your Heart" for Jill
Though in every way I am a guy,
I dress like Heather Mills

[2x]
Everyday
Hanes Her Way
You know that Jamie Farr
Everyday
Lingerie
Oh, it gets me slightly harder

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alvin rhodes - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
funniest of the day
carol - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
what Alvin said. 5's
AFW - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite enter-Haneing...5's
MrMacphisto - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Carol, and AFW! :)
Red Ant - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
You can never overlove her underwear. Funny work MrMacphisto. 5s your way.
MrMacphisto - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red! :)
Larry Hensley - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Inhanely funny
MrMacphisto - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry... :)

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