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Song Parodies -> "Just A Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Rick L.

The Lyrics

Samenity means peace.
Bitting through the dam to tease the world outside
So that all the residants of this town learn to dive
They're hoping I will stop abusing them, sometime

I broke your car but don't be sad there's still the bus
You should see my new teeth; they look like knives
Watching all those towns flood over, crime after crime

CHORUS:
I'm just a beaver, I eat the dams away
I'm just a beaver, and who ever hurts me pays

The damage is still low this far
Just know that every new dam will be mine
Goverments will have to pay for those who will come after us, dime after dime

CHORUS

Your best car wheels you've got may be good or high priced
It doesn't really matter much to me
And with me there is nothing to discuss
I'm living so supreme, I need to take a pee
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

I hope for you you'll find samenity
Teasing you is nice, I'm having fun
When will all this firework in my home be gone?

I'm just a beaver, I'll tease you every day
I'm just a beaver, who eats all of your best days, ok?
I'm just a beaver, who's searching for a way, in this dam
I'm just a beaver, biting the wheels of your car away
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
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TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny! ...I'm eager for more... (do they really go after tires?)
John Barry - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Castor, oy!
Rick c - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You've been busy. Great job. 555

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