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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Stinker Train"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Tinkertrain"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Stinker Train"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Mr. Stinker Train

Would you like to smell my halitosis little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a rotten old skunk tonight

I've got a palace full of farts and beans
Ready made just for inhaling
Once you're there I'm gonna fart right in your face

I got a one way toilet
it flushes way more than two-ply
I got a one way toilet
So come along and ignore the flies

They call me Mr. Stinker Train
That's how my butt keeps shooting flames
They call me Mr. Stinker Train
So come along and smell butane
You'll know it's so damn lame

drop my drawers and flick on the lighter
Beneath my keester it's gonna be a fright
A little s.b.d. smells really punky
I've got the cans of beans you've never seen
Homemade and lots of green beans
Little farter come and fart around the tree

Mr. Stinker Train
Never smell the same
Mr. Stinker Train ...................
Can you say Mr. Stinker Train?

No use crying 'cause of my gas attack
Now you're here to smell
You can't run, you can't hide
You can't tell me when to fart outside
Mr. Stinker Train
What's my butt is shooting flames
They call me Mr. Stinker Train
So come along and smell my hanes
That's why they call me Mr. Stinker Train

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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2Eagle - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Good stuff Harry, 5-5-5
Harry - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Man. :)

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