No More beans


The light in the window is a crack in my ass
A drive thru to darkness makes me wanna pass gas
A bevy of sneers to learn of her surgically enhanced rack
The man in the clown suit will bring another big mac attack
My momma always said that life is like a box of melted chocolates
Look in the mirror tell me do you think your hair's real shiny now, ya

No more beans

Another fart passes as my butt closes in
The red light goes on to warn you all of the stench
I see the beans on the counter oh should I eat some more ?
I eat some more and wait to hear the sound of some more deadly stinkers, ooh yeah

No more beans

So now that I've farted can't we just light a match?
I'd like to chow down but I can't pass the gas
Maybe some grits before I ingest some altoids
Your butt cheeks are cold I don't know what else to say
I never farted so much and this is way too much I'm sorry
Believe me when I say drive thru gas food I stink I'm farting here
No more beans