I’m selling body parts
Cause I need cash
I even sold my heart and my mustache
For a thousand bucks or two
I’ll sell my brain
Pricey, cause unused

Leper’s dealing his right hand
Just made a million dollars
And if this stuff’s in demand
Selling for lots of money
Buy my chin!

Or my toe
The nails aren’t curled!
(I need dough)
Auctioning off my knees
You can’t find this in a store!!!

I’m yanking off my nose
For a few bucks
I wish I wasn’t broke, but hey life sucks
On my arm there’s a tattoo
You can obtain
For $12.82

Babe, I’m not a masochist
(Not a masochist)
This is not for pleasure
All my credit cards are trash
(Credit cards are trash…)
Money is low. I keep running out of cash

Sure there’s dole
But instead I found a loophole
Cause right now life’s a breeze
If you stomach blood and gore!!!

I’m chopping off my lips
Look on eBay
A hundred million hits in just one day
You think that I have loose screws, and I’m insane
Finance problem’s through

Sold for cash my foot and mole
Shopping cart holds my wrist too
And my bladder and my tooth
I gave the bank
To pay off my dues

Sold my body parts for gold
Wasn’t smart, and now I’m screwed
Cause my doctor said, “They need to be replaced”
Figures he reviewed

I’m buying back my butt
The price I paid
Is doubled by some nut, I’m feeling played
Since I sold my manhood too, It needs replaced
But it ain’t like new

If you’re broke then simply sue
Don’t play the game
“Selling parts of you”