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Song Parodies -> "Tearing Up My Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Tearin Up My Heart"

Original Performer:

N'sync

Parody Song Title:

"Tearing Up My Pants"

Parody Written by:

Trent Beefsteel

The Lyrics

i did this when i was in school. I should really start paying attenion i dont want to be on the 5 year college plan.
I' m tearing up my pants cause I'm so huge
The seams tear apart on my mumu
And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food

Walk by a hotdog stand
I think I'll buy a dozen
There is mustard on my hand
Tryin to lick it off who needs napkins

Let it go
Let go of my can of crisco
I need easy cheese
I can't fit throught my door

I'm tearing up my pants cause I"m so huge
The seams tear apart on my mumu
And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food

I wish that candyland
was a real country
I would drive there in a van
Eating the pieces made of gingerbread

Let it go
Let go of my can of crisco
I need easy cheese
I can't fit throught my door

I'm tearing up my pants cause I'm so huge
The seams tear apart on my mumu
And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food

Mowing down a dinner roll
Eat a poptart or two
And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food

Mowing down a dinner roll
Eat a poptart or two
And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food

I'm tearing up my pants cause I"m so huge
The seams tear apart on my mumu
And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food

And no matter what I do its weight I gain
Because I love food
I'm kinda sad because they took my other two parodies off..oh well...p.s im a chick..my name isnt trent..i just thought the name sounded badass.....not that you care or anything k bye~kate

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