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Song Parodies -> "Moo Moo Moo (a cow's song)"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Bye"

Original Performer:

N'Sync

Parody Song Title:

"Moo Moo Moo (a cow's song)"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

A song about the life of a Cow
Hey Hey, Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo oh
Moo Moo
oh oh oh

The life of a cow is cool
better than a goat or bull
And we're the most famous
right there on the farm
Happy Cows make real good chesse
better come from California pleese
Though all we do is graze day and night
that may be true
But they hold our utters way too tight
Moo Moo Moo

[chorus]
Our main job here is making milk for you
did you ever think of us when you drank it too?
We may sound lazy, but here's what we do
Baby, Moo Moo Moo (moo moo)
We make better milk when we're Black and White
We are the winners in the Dairy Fight
We milk like crazy, That's just what we do
Baby, Moo Moo Moo

oh oh oh

You may think our lives are easy
But this grass makes me queezy
and we are never paid for
all our working hours
They burn us with metal sticks
those farmers can be real pricks
and life would be much better if it's ours
Sometimes we can milk no more
That is surely true
don't lock us in the barnyard door
Baby, Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo!

[chorus]

"Got milk" was really made by mwa
But they took it when it was what they saw
(moo moo)
We're breaking out cuz we had enough
Being a domestic milk cow is really tough

I don't wanna be the fool
hooked up to machinery tools
So I'm leaving farms behind

moo moo moo
I don't wanna make your cheeze
Let me go please
and pleaze do
moo moo
I don't wanna make the milk for you
I'll drop my bull of you
Here is what we do
baby Moo Moo Moo (moo moo)
Lets get a job in the Dollor Store
Cuz we're treated a litter equal more
We may sound lazy but that's what we do
Baby, Moo Moo Moo (moo moo)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 22

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blow torch - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL HAHA
blow torch - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Went to your Web site and it's pretty funny and you know what Travis Everything you know is wrong
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it but why's the pacing so low? I mean, it couldn't have been as bad as a one ???? What's wrong with You
Joelle - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing could have used a little work, but it was funny! 4-5-5.
blow torch - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I haven't heard the song in a long time k!
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You want me to put that as a comment on my page?
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL I just heard it a while ago at the movies when I went to see the day before tomorrow, I think that was when I decided to write a parody of it
MrMacphisto - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Cette chanson est hilare!
blow torch - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
hOW WAS THE MOVIE
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr.Macphisto: Is that like french or something?, cuz I'm not french, Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi is just a name I made, I'm pure american ---- Blow torch: it was good, the first 1/2 was the whole storm happening, the 2nd was this guys dad walking to new york (which is covered by snow) to save him. and I noticed a ton of mistakes they made.
blow torch - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
really that sucks! lol name some please
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
1. the guys walking to new york are walking over a mall burried in snow. The glass breaks and one guy is hanging by rope with a sled hanging below him, the other guy is looking over the side of the broken glass (which is ion a fine line, one mistake) anmd the other guy is farther away holding them up with an ice-pick. Well, the sled falls in and breaks, later in the movie, they got the sled again. 2. In new york, when the streets are flooded, all of the sudden with oil tanker comes floating through the streets, first of all, I've been to NY, and the streets arn't wide enough for an oil tanker, 2nd of all, I think it would have hit a building by thew time it stopped where it stopped. 3. The guys walking to NY are walking north, but when they get to NY, they are walking to it from the ocean, which means theyb would have been walking west 4. The whole storm is happening cuz of global warming, how would that make earthquakes? When the guy drew a red line on a map telling the prez to evacuate everyone below that lin (which was half of america) the line stopped where the land ended, but when we see the map again, the line is five inches off of the land.
blow torch - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
man that movie should have triple checked its scripts and scences before showing the full movie
blow torch - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Also I got rid if my own comments so you don't have to
MrMacphisto - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not French either... lol... I just thought I'd throw in some French due to your name... je ne sais quoi is a cool phrase....
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
MrMac, have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
MrMacphisto - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep... good stuff... I also liked The Life of Brian
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!" :D heh heh, I love the French scene.
backstreetgrl - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
That was funny!!! The pacing was a bit off, but I liked it.
Back Street Gayz - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO!! Really funny 5-5-5.
Poopie Longstocking - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny parody of Nsync's best 2000's song! It deserves a perfect 5,5,5 vote!
butts - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
this was amzxing
Rob Arndt - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Moove over, here come more 5s!

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