Lazy cops, yo

Sit and recline in their car
Their favorite thing to do
Watching all of these drug deals
While twelve guys are raping you
They sure do need some exercise
A stairmaster couldn't hurt
Their clothes are riding up so much
Looks like they have a belly shirt
(Let's eat now)

They're getting fatter
All the food they eat and
The trips to the grocery store
So much fatter
They have to turn sideways
So they can fit through the door
The ground it shatters
When they walk down the street
And they cruise down the road
Damn it shatters
Concrete under their feet
It just can't seem to bare the load
(My treat now)

Did you ever wonder why
They just can't catch that guy
Cholesterol's too high
They just start their panting
And collapse
(Panting and collapse)
Go into relapse
(Into relapse)
Gonna have a heart attack
Need help now
They're on their, back

On their back
Harlem loves their crack
I know they
Need to pick up slack
They must be

Now, how you gonna live
You can't forgive the guys they don't
Arrest
'Cause it's real sad
When you cannot sleep
Without a bulletproof vest
Can't even step outside
Of my house when I want to
The streets are overrun
With freaks and crooks
Who have a negative IQ

The bodies splatter
All over the ground from
About two stories up
Big ass splatter
On the hood of their car
While they eat their coffee cup
They sure do scatter
When the villains come out
And are packing some guns
Damn they scatter
'Cause they just have nightsticks
And a bullet gives them the "runs"
(Oh shit)

Did you ever notice how (How?)
These cops fight like the cow
(Cops fight like the cow)
The one that's in Kung Pow
They always wear
Funky pulled up socks
(Wear funky pulled up socks)
No guns, they use rocks
(They use rocks)
Equipped with doughnut time clocks
Let's eat now
We are the, cops

Man, I'm tired of working
Lazy, lazy, lazy, cops
Lazy cops
Did you ever wonder?

Did you ever wonder why
(Ever wonder why)
They just can't catch that guy
(Just can't catch that guy)
Cholesterol's too high
(Oh it's way too high)
They just start their panting
And collapse
(Panting and collapse)
Go into relapse
(Into relapse)
Gonna have a heart attack
Need help now
They're on their, back

Did you ever notice how
(Ever notice)
These cops fight like the cow
(Cops fight like the cow)
The one that's in Kung Pow
They always wear
Funky pulled up socks
(Wear funky pulled up socks)
No guns, they use rocks
(They use rocks)
Equipped with doughnut time clocks
Let's eat now
We are the, cops