Poo
When the pigeons around you
Take life and fly
Other birdies around you
Go poo in your eye

I'll be your soap, I'll be your towel
Keeping you clean once they've gone
The one standing tall
Big and brawnty w/ poo on his shawl

Chorus:
And poo will land
on every man
And sometimes land right on our van
Till the day there's no bird poo
It will land on you

I'll hate poo forever
Till the birdies depart
And I swear it forever
It'll hit like a dart

I'll show you a bird, I'll show you some art
This is what birdies call fun
And with some cash
I'll clean up bird trash till they're gone

Chorus:
And poo will land
On every man
And sometimes land right on their van
Till the day there's no bird poo
It will land on you

It wil land on you...oooohhh!!!

Over and over it falls
When you hear the bird call
Without poo in my life, baby
Birds just wouldnt be living at all

Chorus:
And poo will land
On every man
And sometimes land right on their van
Till the day there's no bird poo
It will land on you

Chorus 2:
Just close your eyes
Just risk one day
I promise bird poo wont go away, oh no!
There'll never be no poo
This is very true

Til the day there's no bird poo
It will land on you.

Ooo, land on you