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Song Parodies -> "Just a Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Just a Girl"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Just a Poo"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Shea

The Lyrics

Did this one night working on a brochure for a business that removes dog poo.
Just a Poo lyrics by Kevin Shea
Music by No Doubt
"Just A Girl"

There is no way you can disguise.
You're exposed
And it's attracting flies
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I lay
This world is forcing me
To stink away
'Cause I'm just a poo, little 'ol me
Bet you that I'm quite a sight
I'm just a poo, all smelly and steamy
was left by your dog out of spite. think I want to adhere!
The moment that you stepped outside
So many green lawns
For you to run and hide
I can't be blamed for what brings you to your tears
'Cause it's all those little things
from Spot's rear.

'Cause I'm just a poo I'd rather not be
'Cause I'm a brown mud pie
grisly sight I'm just a poo,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause I just sit and stare
With no eyes

I'm just a poo,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical dog feces

Oh...I don't want to be here!
Oh...did I mention that I smear?
I'm just a poo
I'm just a poo on your shoe...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a poo, living in captivity
from a dog's bum
Don't you worry none.

I'm just a poo, that's why flies dig me!
Well you stepped on me that makes you dumb
I'm just a poo, with some disease
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a poo, mucky me
Poodle-dung there's no comparison think I want to!
Oh...I don't want to be!!
Oh...did I mention that I smear?
Looking for a female vocalist who has the range and would love to see this on a CD I give out to the public. I know I would.

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Total Votes: 2

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2Eagle - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
The Pet Press might like that.
zPolak - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
stupid song. Hated the original aswell...
Hu’s On First - February 23, 2023 - Report this comment
There is actually a Korean animated movie from 2003 that’s a lot like this. It’s called “Doggy Poo” and is surprisingly poignant. Leave it to Korea to have viewers sympathizing with poo.

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