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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just a Bill"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just a Girl"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just a Bill"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I couldn't fit all of the details from the original bill song into this parody, but the jokes and lyrics, etc. make up for that. This is an obvious Schoolhouse Rock parody. Enjoy!
"Oh, boy! You sure gotta climbs a lot of steps to get up to this huge building! But what's this piece of trash doing on the steps of Congress?"

**The Bill**
People thought of me in their minds
Then they wrote
And it's no big surprise
They passed me, you know
I mean the Congressman
I hope they're signing me
To be a law

'Cause I'm just a bill, a little 'ol bill
I'm here on Capitol Hill
I'm just a bill, I pray that they sign me
Can't violate the Bill of Rights
Oh...I've made it up to here!

"But how do you know if you're gonna be a law or not?"

The moment that they step outside
I may be veto'd
Or I'll become a law
The President, he can trash me or he'll cheer
Even if he veto's me
I can pass

'Cause I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill
'Cause they won't let me go till I'm passed
I'm just a bill,
Hope to become a law
'Cause they all sit and vote
Till I'm passed

I'm just a bill
In Washington, DC
Just your typical law-to-be
Oh...I've had it up to here!

"So even if the President veto's you, you can still get passed an become a law?"

**Bill** I making myself clear?

I'm just a bill
I'm just a bill in DC...
That's all that I want to be!
I'm just a girl, living in Capitol Hill
Looky at me
Sit in committee

I'm just a bill, Washington, DC
And I have come to them making me law

(Instrumental break as a man comes out of Capitol Hill to tell the Bill the news.)

**The Man**
"They signed you, bill. Now you're a law

I'm just a bill... Oops! My apologies
What I've become's officially law
I'm just a law, lucky me
Made it to the steps of Washington

Oh...I've made it up to!
Oh...I've made it up to!!
Oh...I've made it up to here!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 4   0
 5   6

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Timmy O'Toole - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Speaking as a song title cop, I happen to know that TOS is simply titled "Just a Girl." Speaking as myself, I think this is a cleverly written parody of this song; however, the "boy" lines don't seem to correspond to any of those in the original. So I may vote 4 5 5 or 5 5 5, I haven't made up my mind yet.
Stephen Harrington - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever it is, 5s.
Timmy O'toole - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You're right, Mr. Harrington. I think I'll just give it a 5 5 5.
Cigaweed - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Me too.
Chris Bodily TM - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
The boy parts are sung during instrumental breaks and stuff. But the one part that wasn't in the TOS that I added anyway was the instrumental break where the man comes out and tells the Bill that he was passed and now he's a law. I'm glad you all enjoyed this parody.
Larry Hensley - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, fives
Rick C - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, 555

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