Song Parodies -> Don't Break
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Speak" |
| Original Performer: | No Doubt |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Break" |
| Parody Written by: | Starlette Victory |
This is an ode to my computer, Geneva, who I have nicknamed Ginny. She's on her last legs, I fear, and I don't know what I'll do without her. She's my best friend, and the better part of my brain.
You and me
Have gone through life together
Everything together always
I really feel
I'm unplugging my best friend
Ginny's gone and
I'm at my wit's end
It looks as though you're letting go
If it's the end
Then I don't want to know
Don't break
I have some keys to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't screw up; I need you
Don't break
I still need your thinking
For a few more seasons
Don't screw up; I need you
Our memories
Well, some of them weren't sunny
But some are altogether
Bloody funny
As we die, with you go I
With your mouse in my hands
I sit and cry
Don't break
I have some keys to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't screw up; I need you
Don't break
I still need your thinking
For a few more seasons
Don't screw up; I need you
G's life's ending
I gotta stop pretending she still works...
Oh, Ginny, I can see us dying...are we?
Don't break
I have some keys to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't screw up; I need you (no, no, no)
Don't break
I still need your thinking
For a few more seasons
Don't screw up; I need you
Don't screw up; I need you!
I have homework to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't break,
don't break,
don't break,
oh I have applications
And so please don't malfunction
you used to work,
You used to work,
I know you once worked....
Oh, la la la la la la La la la la la la
Don't, Don't, uh-huh Don't stop working
Don't stop working, Don't, Don't
don't screw up; I need you
Don't stop working Don't stop working
Don't, don't don't screw up; I need you
Have gone through life together
Everything together always
I really feel
I'm unplugging my best friend
Ginny's gone and
I'm at my wit's end
It looks as though you're letting go
If it's the end
Then I don't want to know
Don't break
I have some keys to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't screw up; I need you
Don't break
I still need your thinking
For a few more seasons
Don't screw up; I need you
Our memories
Well, some of them weren't sunny
But some are altogether
Bloody funny
As we die, with you go I
With your mouse in my hands
I sit and cry
Don't break
I have some keys to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't screw up; I need you
Don't break
I still need your thinking
For a few more seasons
Don't screw up; I need you
G's life's ending
I gotta stop pretending she still works...
Oh, Ginny, I can see us dying...are we?
Don't break
I have some keys to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't screw up; I need you (no, no, no)
Don't break
I still need your thinking
For a few more seasons
Don't screw up; I need you
Don't screw up; I need you!
I have homework to punch in
So please don't malfunction
Don't break,
don't break,
don't break,
oh I have applications
And so please don't malfunction
you used to work,
You used to work,
I know you once worked....
Oh, la la la la la la La la la la la la
Don't, Don't, uh-huh Don't stop working
Don't stop working, Don't, Don't
don't screw up; I need you
Don't stop working Don't stop working
Don't, don't don't screw up; I need you
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Starlett V., you did a wonderful job on this...particularly following all the way through the lengthy end section that repeats - I know, because I recently re-did one of my earlier pieces of this OS. You get 5's from me and I hope some other folks take a look at this because it's very well done. OH...mine, if you wish to take a peek is called "Don't Peek" - about having a "significant other" who always thinks they are overweight...whether they are or not...
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