Song Parodies -> Don't Peek

Original Song Title:	"Don't Speak"
Original Performer:	No Doubt

Parody Song Title:	"Don't Peek"
Parody Written by:	Paul Robinson

Have you ever had a significant other who always thought they were too fat, even if they weren't? You really can't win.

Look at me
I used to weigh a feather
You liked me in leather...always

But now I feel
It's all in my rear end
I'm not especially
fond of this trend

It looks as though, I've just let go
And since I have
I don't want you to know

Don't peek
Don't ask what I'm weighing
Water I'm retaining
I'll have to wear full skirts

Don't peek
Clothes I own aren't fitting
Eating too much pizza
I'll have to wear loose shirts

Those calories
They can be so fattening
And I find dieting
Is altogether maddening

As we dine, I think of fries
Got more bread in my hands
I want some pie

Don't peek
Don't ask what I'm weighing
I can't stop complaining
I'm packing too much girth

Don't peek
How I look's not flattering
And I can't get these jeans on
They fit so tight it hurts

When I'm bending
You'll see that I'm expanding, out too far...
Look at me
I will soon be dieting...join me

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Rick D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Even if you hadn't written that other one, I'd still have liked this.

AussieBullDog - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job, Paul!

Spaff.com - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job. It's always nice to sneak a peek at Gwen Stefani, even if she doesn't weigh enough.

Paul Robinson - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick D, ABD & Spaff - Never said 'thanks' for your comments on this one. Wherever are my manners? My, my...

Miaka - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment

gee, u sound like such a bitch, paul. oh well, who cares? nice parody.

Billy Slim - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Man, this was hilarious. I had written a parody to Don't Speak, look for it in the next week. =) I still can' stop laughing from this.

Paul Robinson - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Billy Slim - Thanks! I'll keep an eye out for it...

Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Wow, 2 1/2 years since this has gotten any attention; time to pull it out of mothballs. One of your early ones, and it's very good, Paul. I don't remember TOS too well, but this paces well to my memory, lol. Liked the "Don't ask what I'm weighing/Water I'm retaining" couplet the best. 555

Paul Robinson - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Red - didn't see your comment back on 12/04/06. Thanks! Actually, I have an updated version on the site that actually covers all the repetitive parts at the very end of the OS.

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Song Parodies -> Don't Peek

"Don't Speak"

No Doubt

"Don't Peek"

Paul Robinson

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