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Song Parodies -> "Please Pick Up the Phone"

Original Song Title:

"You Are Not Alone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Please Pick Up the Phone"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Jerks

The Lyrics

Another call you missed,
and now I'll be dismissed,
How could this be,
That you won't talk to me?
You never said goodbye,
You hung up, tell me why
did you have to go?
and leave the line on hold?

Everyday I call on your number,
It's not a prank call,
The phone starts ringing, please I'm begging you.

Please pick up the phone
I know that you're at home!
You're not busy today
So why's the line engaged?
So please pick up your phone
I know that you're at home
I can't be asked today, for your answer machine to play!
So please pick up your phone!

Phone, phone, why,
pick up the phone!

"Please just hold the line,
until we trace the call",
how many times,
have I heard that when I dial!
I can't hear your voice!
"Only the robots",
It's taking up my time,
Every time I dial nine!

Everyday I call on your number,
It's not a prank call,
The phone starts ringing, please I'm begging you.

Please pick up the phone
I know that you're at home!
You're not busy today
So why are you engaged?
So please pick up your phone
I know that you're at home
I can't be asked today, for your answer machine to play!
So please pick up your phone!

Oh, oh, oh, we do not have the caller's number, why?
And girl why don't you just pick up?
Please pick up!

Please pick up the phone
I know that you're at home!
You're not busy today
So why are you engaged?
So please pick up your phone
I know that you're at home
I can't be asked today, for your answer machine to play!
So please pick up your phone!

Please pick up the phone (Please pick up the phone)
I know that you're at home (I know you're at home)
You're not busy today (Not busy not today)
So why are you engaged?
So please pick up your phone (I'll start ringing, answer my call)
I know that you're at home
I can't be asked today, for your answer machine to play!
So please pick up your phone!

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