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Song Parodies -> "(It Don't Matter If I'm) Black or White"

Original Song Title:

"Black or White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"(It Don't Matter If I'm) Black or White"

Parody Written by:

Joey Grisso

The Lyrics

An ode to MJ's changing appearance and how he still retained a strong, loyal fan base. P.S. I am a fan of him so don't start bombarding me with hate mail- this was meant as a joke. I can still poke fun at him- the fact that he's dead shouldn't make it any different. I bet 90 percent of you haters would laugh your a** off if he was still alive so shut up. Anyway, here it is: my parody of the world famous "Black or White."
In the days of Thriller and Off The Wall
I was successful and I hate it all
But then I got some surgeries
It seems as if I changed overnight
But all my fans still love me
It don't matter If I'm black or white

Then in the nineties I got into some s***
I was accused of molesting a kid
I paid off the family
And it seems as if it helped my plight
Cause all my fans still love me
It don't matter if I'm wrong or right

I am tired of this hearing
What I don't wanna hear
I am tired of the media
Trying to ruin my career
But all my fans still love me
I know they got my back
They'll be there to defend me
From any type of attack

(Rap Section)
Protection
From child molestation
Charges damage public relations
It's a press war
On a global scale
I wanna hear each side of the tale
Cause it's not about basis, just ratings
Hating
Now his popularity's fading
And as it keeps getting duller
He's not gonna spend his life being one color

Don't tell me you still hate me
When I was carried away wrapped up in white
Cause all my fans will love me
It don't matter if I'm dead or alive

Yeah all my fans will still love me
It don't matter if I'm wrong or right

I said that all my fans still love me
It don't matter if I'm black or white

Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah yeah now
Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah yeah now

I'm black, I'm white
And all my fans now
They don't care
I'm black, I'm white
Whoo

I'm wrong, I'm right
And all my fans now
They don't care
I'm wrong, I'm right
Whoo



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