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Song Parodies -> "Remember The Time(Before All The Drugs)"

Original Song Title:

"Remember The Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Remember The Time(Before All The Drugs)"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

its bout the MJ of the past...
Spoken: You know when I had a jheri curl, I use that activator with Billy, hee he...

Do you remember,
When I had a 'fro
Big nosed and darker skin
Do you remember
Back with the Jacksons
I lived with my brothers
And sang to rats named Ben

Do you remember
(I bet you remember)
Had a hit song
(I bet you remember)
Got some cash
That big nose was gone
(I bet you remember)
Do you remember
(I bet you remember)
That glove on my hand
It's gone from style to evidence
Free me

Chorus
Do you remember the time
When I wore a glove
Do you remember the time
When I still liked girls
Do you remember the time
Before all the drugs
Do you remember the time...

Do you remember
How I was so dark
Used to call me "Darkness"
Now they call me "Chalk"
Do you remember
All the girls I wed'
I said I love you so
Now can I have your embryo

Do you remember
(I bet you remember)
When I would sing
(I bet you remember)
And all the platinum plaques that'd bring
(I bet you remember)
Do you remember
(I bet you remember)
More recent times
(I bet you remember)
When Janet's one breast could sell more disks than my crimes

Chorus

I'm always on TV
So I dress my kids like Afghanies
And when they get to "ignorant"
I make new ones and name them blanket, or pillow

Chorus

(I dangled that baby)
Do you remember the time
When I wore a glove
Do you remember the time
(U had a jheri curl)
Do you remember the time
Before all the drugs
Do you remember the time
(I bought Tito a baby)

Hoo

Rememner the time... I use to be with girls
Remember the time... Guess who's in my cell with me
Remember the time... Kobe, R. Kelly, I'm glad I don't like girls
Remember the time... Ew, eww, ew,ew,ew,eww
Remember the time... Sleeping with Lisa Marie
Remember the time... Stealing eggs from Debbie

Dddd, dah dah dot, dddd ba daba a da

Remeber the time...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 14

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Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABCs) Some simple typos throughout detracted from the overall value of this one, I particularly liked the 'Used to call me "Darkness" Now they call me "Chalk" line, one of many comic moments.
Agrimorfee - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)Good stuff Maynard
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) "When Janet's one breast could sell more disks than my crimes", hahahaha!!
Rick D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, but I'm tired of the subject.
Peregrin - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh dear, heh heh... "Stealing eggs from Debbie" Loved it
Guy - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) Ha Ha - One of the best MJs I've read.
John Jenkins - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is an easy parody target, and this parody hits a lot of bullseyes.
martha - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
definitely an easy target but the MJ story is so implausible and strange that it can bear it
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS on the original - a good read, though...
neminem - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Typos were annoying, bet you wish you could go back and fix them, now. Nonetheless, 5'd.
Claude Prez - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Never knew the original well but some good lines in there
Jeff Reuben - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
sotm--I voted
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I remember the time... ;-)
Aaerni - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I recently submitted a parody of the Michael Jackson song "Ben" titled "Ren" (which as you can probably guess is as sung by Stimpy in Ren and Stimpy." But my Internet is so slow, the sites only receive updates once a month. I hope they add my parody to the site!

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