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Song Parodies -> "The RP That Failed"

Original Song Title:

"The God That Failed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"The RP That Failed"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

This is kind f an inside story that I gotta share. I participate in forum roleplaying, and there was a certain roleplaying game I was a part of, and though the game lasted for about two or more years...perhaps it can technically still be considered active or at least in a planning stage right now, everyone was at each others necks. I am surprised it lasted as long as it did to be honest. Things would get......ridiculously dramatic, and sometimes I just thought to myself, what's the point in staying here? I still check in on it, but it's pretty much close to dead, maybe for good reason right now, but yeah, I made a few friends, though the events are likely wanted to be forgotten. So this is a little spoof I came up with that kind of describes the idiocy that revolved around a silly RP...call me a nerd if you want, I don't mind. I actually wrote this spoof during the peaks of the drastic times, but never posted it because it was such an inside story, but why the hell not, I'll share it now.
Times were good
Times were saved
Times we laugh and times we craved
Not a word
That you heard
When we addressed big problem

It grew
And rose
Destroyed the bonds we held so close
Defeat
Deceive
Just don't know what to believe

[chorus]
I see rage in your eyes
Cannot separate the truth from the lies
I hear pain in your cries
Broken is all order, no bail
And we set out on a broken bloody trail
Out the RP that failed

Know your place
You disgrace
Godmode your guys and lay waste
Trust I gave
Left in the cave
Is this how we "friends" behave?

No way
Betrayed
I just can't tell how to feel
Mastered
Bastard
Get the hell out of my face

[chorus]
I see rage in your eyes
Never did we see through the truth and the lies
I hear pain in your cries
Broken is all order, no bail
And we set out on a broken bloody trail
Out the RP that failed

I see rage in your eyes
Never could we fix this despite our tries
I hear pain in your cries
Broken is all order, no bail
It's a long road on this broken bloody trail
Out the RP that failed...

Use your head
RP's dead
HVV's gone down the drain
No more grit
No more sh*t
Leave it out cold, we're all a f*cking hypocrite

I see rage in your eyes
Decaying game, in the truth and lies
I hear pain in your cries
Broken is all order, no bail
And now we start on a broken bloody trail
Out of the RP that failed

Believe it the game has failed!

HVV is dead now!

No bail!
Denial!
Spoken at the end: "Dude let's get the f*ck out of here..."

Note: HVV is an abbreviation for the name of the RP, (Heroes VS Villains). Original I know...

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