Song Parodies -> A Cavity Remains
| Original Song Title: | "The Memory Remains" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Cavity Remains" |
| Parody Written by: | Alandrian |
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
But a cavity remains
Bright light above my head shines
The dentist pulls out a needle
And tells me to hold still while he makes my gums numb
The twisted metal grinds
Hide and fill those holes right up
Get the forceps for the sapientiae dentes in the back
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
But a cavity remains
Bloody mouth holds gauze in place
Clots the wound, and becomes red
While I drip the blood with care out of my mouth
After the wounds heal up
I take a few bites of food
Then realized
The dentist
Missed a tooth
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Incompetent dentist!
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
Got away, kept his job
Incompetent dentist!
Insurance, I lost it
Can't pay now
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
But a cavity remains
Insurance, I lost it
Can't pay now, a cavity remaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss, yeah
In the lower left of my mouth
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Incompetent dentist, FUCK!
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah-ah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah-dah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah
Nan nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah ("Insure, At least pay for this")
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah ("Insure")
Nanny boogie boog!" ("At least pay for this")
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah yah"
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
But a cavity remains
Bright light above my head shines
The dentist pulls out a needle
And tells me to hold still while he makes my gums numb
The twisted metal grinds
Hide and fill those holes right up
Get the forceps for the sapientiae dentes in the back
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
But a cavity remains
Bloody mouth holds gauze in place
Clots the wound, and becomes red
While I drip the blood with care out of my mouth
After the wounds heal up
I take a few bites of food
Then realized
The dentist
Missed a tooth
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Incompetent dentist!
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
Got away, kept his job
Incompetent dentist!
Insurance, I lost it
Can't pay now
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
Wisdom teeth
Ripped 'em out
Others filled
But a cavity remains
Insurance, I lost it
Can't pay now, a cavity remaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss, yeah
In the lower left of my mouth
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Incompetent dentist, FUCK!
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah-ah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah-dah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah
Nan nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah
Nanny boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah ("Insure, At least pay for this")
Nanny boogie boogie boog!"
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah ("Insure")
Nanny boogie boog!" ("At least pay for this")
"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah yah"
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In regards to getting my wisdom tooth pulled, I can relate to your song, but I don't have any cavities yet. This sounds similar to Weird Al's "Cavity Search" song. I also love the OS as well. Here's a bill for $555 dental work!
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