-> "What It Feels Like For A Ghoul"
Original Song Title:
"What It Feels Like For A Girl."
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What It Feels Like For A Ghoul"
The Lyrics
Ghouls support their masters, follow them around.
Because all vampires need to have a ghoul.
Because a ghoul is a vampire's lackey.
Cause disobeying the mistress is disgraceful.
I wish those guys would know.
What it feels like for a ghoul.
Mistress's voice, so slinky and seductive.
Her fangs as sharp as daggers.
Mistress.
The queen of vamps, the head vampire.
Has power all over her subjects.
I fell for her but didn't know it.
Because I tried so hard.
So hard not to show it.
When she whispered in my ear that she loved me.
Chose to make me her thrall, for eternity.
I felt like I simply could not speak, and my knees felt weak.
As she put me under her control and now I ask.
Do you know what it feels like for a ghoul?
Do you know how I felt like a ghoulish fool?
I obey as I kiss her oh so sweety.
Oh, mistress.
My vampire queen cares for me so deeply.
When she's thirsty for blod, her fangs will show.
But those mortal men she meets they'll never know
I will do my best to obey her words...all her desires.
Protect her pale skin from sunlight.
Help her search for blood by night.
Do you know what it feels like for a ghoul.
Do you know what how I felt like a ghoulish fool, a ghoulish fool.
Do you know what it feels like for a ghoul?
Do you know what it feels like in an undead world?
I fell for her, under her spell but I didn't know it.
She had her eyes and heart set on me.
I tried so hard to resist and I didn't show it.
When she opened up her mouth and bit me.
Her fangs went into my neck.
I felt more alive than I did when I was mortal.
Do you know what it feels like for a ghoul?
Do you know how I used to be a ghoulish fool?
Do you know how I felt when she bit me?
Do you know how it feels to be a ghoul?
Do you know what it feels like to be in an undead world?
A mortal man turned ghoul, in her world.
Do you know
Do you know
Do you know what it feels like for a ghoul?
What it feels like to be a ghoul?
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