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Song Parodies -> "Drug War"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Drug War"

Parody Written by:

Andy Moon

The Lyrics

In case you didn't know, John Walters is the head of the Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP), AKA the Drug Czar.
Drug War, Drug War
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out East
Gonna make myself into a powerful beast
Find a nest in the belt, make my way
Get an address up on Chesapeake Bay
And now its John Walters breathing down your back
Says he's on the attack to fight smack and crack
He buys time on the air preaching Just Say No
As blacks and browns get lined up on the row
Give a toast to the Prez, oversee from afar,
Provide propaganda and thinking bizarre
Ban the marijuana...reason unknown
Foreclose on boats and cars and homes
We got prohibition, for all the wrong reasons
Wherever you look, except the Four Seasons
John Walters I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headin' out East sucker...because I wanna fight the

Drug War baby
With the DEA at my beck and call
Drug War baby
East coast chillin with a glass of crystal
I wanna fight the Drug War baby
Make up lies, spout them off all day
Drug War baby
Wouldn't know a lab if I saw a display

Oh yeah, you'll hear my siren sounding as my troops swoop in
It goes (siren) like dust in the wind
Stoned boy, stoned girl, stoned out of their mind
They might have been lost, but now they're confined
Live in with sleaze, get used and raped
Learn a dishonest trade, well that's just great
I know the ends are right justifying the means
If the police can't stop it send in the marines cause it's the

Drug War baby
With the DEA at my beck and call
Drug War baby
East coast chillin with a glass of crystal
I wanna fight the Drug War baby
Make up lies, spout them off all day
Drug War baby
Wouldn't know a lab if I saw a display

Yeah, J-Walt, I'm the drug t-rex
Bustin hippies on dope and the ravers on X
Time to round them all up, incarcerate en mass
Shove the Bill of Rights straight up their ass
No mercy, no quarter, this is my Drug War
Call me Hoss, I'm the boss
I'll kick down any door
No remorse for my victims, in my eye they ain't right
I'd rather shoot 'em all dead, long as they ain't white
Cause chaos on the San Andreas
The will of the voters won't begin to sway us
Think like Quakers, act like leg breakers,
Ain't nothing too harsh for the evil drug takers
But if it's someone close to me
I'll get the judge to put away that key
You bet I'll cheat, to dis on that jailer
I got me two big guns, attorney and tailor
Admit their failure; get 'em in rehab quick
Throw enough money at it and nothing will stick
I'll talk and talk until I'm a ghost
But to scientific evidence I'm deaf as a post

Drug War
With the DEA at my beck and call
Drug War
Spend all my time pretending things are fine
Drug War
Make up lies, spout them off all day
Drug War
Wouldn't know a lab if I saw a display

Drug War
With the DEA at my beck and call
Drug War
Got Noelle Bush out of heaps of trouble
Drug War....
I would love to get this recorded if anyone has a band and is interested. I sing and have the cadence of this one down pretty well already, if you are interested, feel free to contact me at andyjmoon@hotmail.com.

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Claude Prez - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Love it. Amen.
Bob O'Mara - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. Wow. I did a parody of this song, but...wow. This was PERFECT for the pacing, and was so...wow. This was just amazing. Great, GREAT job!

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