Somethin's been smelling wrong and I'm scared to say what it is
It's coming from my kitchen right underneath the fridge
Oooh it makes me queasy, dizzy and quite sneezy
I think I'm going to fall right on the floor
I can't get to it no, I can't even do it
Look at my eyes rolling back

Where's the cheese
Did I leave it out
Has it been spoiling under under under there
Where's the cheese
Poisoning my snout
Makes my head spin round and round and round and round

Can you tell me what you see when you look around my house
Spotless countertops I'm cleanlier than a mouse
But this stench it's rising in the air I'm dying
It's peeling paper from my wall
This green gas is trouble I need to wear a bubble
Just to keep from passing out

(repeat chorus)

Oh dark clouds in my sight I think I'm feeling not alright
Waiting for medication to kick in
Stand kneel sit and crawl declining motor skills and all
I've got to make my kitchen clear if I want to live here
But I can't do it no can't get right to it
Look at my eyes rolling back

(repeat chorus)

Won't you, won't you help me up?