-> "I Can't Drive"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Dance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Drive"
The Lyrics
Sixth hole, twenty down
Lost Innova discs going out of bounds
Oughta give this round a shake
Cause everything I toss ends up in the lake
I can't drive, I can't putt
Only thing about me are the discs I strut
I can't drive, I can't play
Just take my discs and throw them the hell away!
My disc's near the pin
But I missed a gimme, damn, it happened again
The sweat's pouring down off of my shirt
I should just quit and went back to work
Cause I can't drive, I can't putt
The only things about me are the discs I strut
I can't drive, I can't play
Just take my discs and throw them the hell away!
And checkin' my feet are in sync
Wonder what they all really think,
"Does this kid just really stink?"
Pros all trying to give me some tips
How to grip it right, how to move my hips
The only thing I need now is some luck
But I hit a tree, hey, what the huck!
I can't drive, I can't putt
The only thing about me are the discs I strut
I can't drive, I can't play
Just take my discs and give them the hell away!
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