Commonwealth!
Camp-Co!
GSU!
College blows!

(the ah-ah-ah's have been replaced with the names (most acronyms) of schools)
CFA, CGS, SED, and ST
MET, SMG, School of Law, here comes Comm,
CAS, Sargent too, now I'm through, now I'm through!

Security is scanning me
I've lost my ID
They've got a rude attitude
I can't get in my dorm
A thousand plus kids cramming up the street grids are goin'
BU sucks, BU sucks
Silly Tsai Shows, Daily Free Press goin'

BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks
BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks

Silber knows but he don't care
He's got a castle too
Silverfish and a free meal is rare;
My life at BU!
All the little chicks with hands on their hips go
BU sucks, BU sucks
I'm drinkin' some gin at big huge Warren
I'm goin' BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks

BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks

All my classes are like World War Two
So much work I don't know what to do
Add grade deflation and I am screwed
Oh BU sucks, yeah BU sucks

BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks
BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks
BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks
BU sucks, BU sucks, BU sucks... Boston!